billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via orgasm)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: dorkysweater, via perks-of-being-chinese)

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

(via die-in-beautifulstars)

Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.

- Adam Gnade (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: theanneswer, via never-want-to-be-found)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via pizza)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: vyonce, via orgasm)

tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

(via awkwardmomentsinnailpolish)


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